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  •  If you want to change ur boy
    friend: Ask him to quit
    smoking if he is a
    smoker. ..............If he
    is nonsmoker, ask him to smoke
      send 2 Mobile
  •  If some body says that he had
    given up smoking for you then
    dont be proud.You should
    understand that he even
    started lying with you
      send 2 Mobile
  •  A Cigarette will have smoke at
    one end and a fool at other
    end
      send 2 Mobile
  •  A cigarette shortens us life
    by 2 minutes,a beer shortens
    ur life by 4 minutes but ur
    working day shortens ur life
    by 8 hours
    Posted By: raj  send 2 Mobile
  •  Raj:Ur son is smoking.Dont u
    ask him? Sardarji:I ask
    him,but he never gives me
    Posted By: Raj  send 2 Mobile
  •  Sales girl: sory sir u cant
    smoke here Customer: but i
    bought cigrete 4rm ur
    shop sales girl: we sel
    condom,it doesn’t mean u use
    it here
      send 2 Mobile

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