Jokes SMS
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| Teacher:Tomorrow there will be class on sun.
Student: Sorry miss, i can't attend.
Teacher: Y?
Stu: My mom doesn't permit me to go so far |  Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
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| A man while making luv to his maid,
exclaimed"ur are sweeter than my wife"
The maid smiled & said
i know cos the driver always say that |  Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
| 2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in & came out n said
Na my wife is better.
2nd went in & came out n said
U R right ur wife is better |  Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
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| 2 Sardars got into a heated argument.While arguing,1 of them shouted kiss my ass!
The Other 1 Replied : "This is not the time to B romantic | Posted By: srijana  Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
| Mosquito:Mom Im going 2 Movi.
Mom:B careful wen people clap U may die.
Mosqito:No Mom Im going 2 a Blue Film, All D hands will be busy | Posted By: ram  Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
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| Wife 2 hus:Tumhe pyar karna nahi ata,
Hus: Acha to ye bache kya internet se downlod kiye hai.Wife: Nahi ye to sharmaji ki pen drive se liya |  Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
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