Jokes SMS
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 | 1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar
ko sone ka set dia Mangetar ne
khush ho k pucha is set ki
keemat kya h? Chor ne jawaab
dia....: Teen Saal Qai | Posted By: ajita  Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
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| | ek baar ek aadmi apni wife ke
pass phone milata hai to uski
ladki phone utha leti hai aur
uske papa sochte hai ki uski
wife bol rahi hai vo apni
ladki poly ko apni wife samajh
kar kahta hai ki aaj raat ko
kapde utar ke bed par milna
aaj sex karege,poly sochti hai
ki uska boyfriend bol raha hai
vo raat ko tael laga kar late
jati hai uska papa aa kar use
chod deta hai aur jab poly ki
aa aa ki awaz aati hai tab
uska papa kahta hai ki-beta
poly pehle kyu nahi boly ab
phas gayi na loly ab nicle gi
slowly slowly. | Posted By: +919716084434 Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
| | Man What do you want to become
in your next life?
Friend : A
cockroach.
Man: Why?
Friend
: Because my wife only fears
from cockroach.!!!
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| | Husband: I am sure that our
daughter has got her brain
from me..
Wife replied: I
think u r right bcos i still
hav my brain with me | Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
| | Father:This time u hav to get
at least 95% marks
Son: No,I
will get100% this
time..
Father:Y r u making it
a joke?
Son:Who started 1st? | Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
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| | Teacher:Tomorrow there will be
class on sun.
Student: Sorry
miss, i can't
attend.
Teacher: Y?
Stu: My
mom doesn't permit me to go so
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