Marriage SMS
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 | Q: If marriages are made in
heaven,
than what are made in
Hell?
Answer: The days
after marriage!
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| | Marriage is give and take.
You'd better give it to her or
she'll take it anyway. | Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
| | Can you imagine a world
without men? No crime and lots
of happy, fat women. | Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
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| | I was married by a judge. I
should have asked for a jury. | Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
| | I require only three things of
a man. He must be handsome,
ruthless and stupid. | Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
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| | The definition of a perfect
Wife? - one who helps the
husband with the dishes... | Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
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