Flirt SMS
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| Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don”t worry,
flirting is still free
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| I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
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| After 1st night.
Husband: Dear what do you think about our first night?
Wife: darling 5% pain, 5% enjoyment and 90% old memories |  Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
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| Judge: Y do U want divorce?
Man: She doesn't satisfy me on bed.
Judge: Is it true madam?
Lady: Damn,The whole colony is happy,ask any |  Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
| A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man would never forget the women he couldn't.
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| God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "YOU" |  Available to Register users only , to register click here , already register login |
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